Its nice to see you again....

HOLY CANOLI! Long time..well where to start off..it's been such a hectic month. Aside from the whole partying, double fisting the jagger and rockstar, insane Christmas shopping, and so on, I've been sick for about a week now. This is probably the worse sickness I've ever had, thanks to my BFF who has kindly given me her symptons, has actually evolved into a mutated-strain of cold; right now Im dying from the strep and laryngitis. I can't even talk, everytime I want to I have to whisper like a creepy witch woman that's trying to cast all to damnnation; its pretty freaky, ask the gas attendant at Sunoco who got a bit freaked out when I whispered to put 20 bucks into station 9. I never appreciated my voice like I do now, it sucks I feel like the woman with no voice, I have all these thoughts circling in my mind, but no voice to speak it out *tear. I hate being sick, its the worst feeling in the world; when I'm sick I have an overabundance of saliva (yes gross) for some odd reason (like a dentist just pulled out a couple of teeth and I'm all drugged up on anasthesia), and I wake up and my pillow is like friggin flooded of saliva; LMAO i know i know, too much news to take in, but whatever i'm an honest person with nothing to hide.

Why the f*** is Gossip Girl's next show airing in March?!?!?! Are you kidding me? I have to wait an eternity to watch the next flippin episode, I mean I know its only three months (ONLY?!?) but what the hell am I gonna be doing throughout the three months? Watch something else? Please I want to see my Chuck Bass and his awesome fake American accent, because we all clearly know he's English, but whatever he's a babe (LOL!). Jenny and Blair would have to be my abosolute faves due to their awesome fashion sense and how they carry themselves while wearing what they are wearing; we all know that you can't let the clothes wear you. Oh well, I guess I'm gonna have to stake it out near the window watching the days past before the next GG show airs, another *tear.

As most of you know I am from Brampton (Bramladesh, Singhdale), whatever you want to call it, and we all know that majority of the population from Brampton are shitty (excuse the french) drivers. Don't criticize me for speaking out an opinion, but I also have proof..the Brampton Guardian. The front page of the Brampton Guardian's Wednesday newspaper clearly stated that Brampton is one of the cities with the worst drivers AHA! Now, if you live around the Springdale and Sandalwood area (not being racist whatsoever because I am not stating or slandering any races whatsoever) I have noticed that the majority of the worst Brampton drivers live in this certain section of Brampton. TRUST ME on this, I have seen cars driving on the opposite flow of traffic, drive through red lights, driving at an excessive slow speed in a 60-70 zone. I have seen COUNTLESS scenarios where a driver would be making a right turn, and would watch you approach, and up until you're almost near him/her, he/she will cut you off and drive...NO, NO its not like they cut you off and speed up, THEY EFFIN SLOW DOWN! LIKE WTF..and all I want to do is get out of my car and beat that civilian to a bloody pulp, but I can't because I'm a lady who has to control her anger issues. Honestly, I think I've seen more car accidents in the Sandalwood area than in my old neighbourhood (I don't even recall any accidents at all). So to all drivers in Brampton, beware of the Sandalwood/Springdale area..these are the drivers that you have to watch out for.

Gotta cut this thing short, am watching the Magic pulverize the Jazz. Go Magic, I predict another Magic/Lakers finale once again...and this time the Magic will take it, guarantee you.

Long time...

no see. Been so busy lately (yeah right), don't you get annoyed when people use that "I've been so busy lately to see/call/meet you" remark, it's so played out, like you were REALLY that busy to ever call me, or came over and knock on my door to see if i was home? Why can't we all just be honest and admit that we were too lazy..because as I said the cloud of laziness is purely evil and will bind you in shackles. (HAH)

So Halloween was awesome..enjoyed the alcohol a bit TOO much as I was guzzling down the the bottle like it was water, and then the sing-a-longs started to flow out of my mouth in the limo because no one could work the radio. Never have a drunk person, or two, or all of them try to operate a radio in a limousine, trust me you'll never get to hear ANY music. It was funny because the driver was getting yelled at by us because WE were too intoxicated and deemed the technological device to be "defective"..then the Future Shop jokes came along MAKE IT DEFECTIVE!, SEND IT BACK TO GENCO!" Oh God, I've been there way too long. Saw way too many girls dressed up as cops, and sadly I was too cheap to buy a costume so i home-made my cop costume..next year will be better and more thought put into. The night ended up being a blast.

Got a new toy to play with...a netbook. Samsung and its all white!! Like marshmallow white, its so cute and convenient..I feel like I can hold this thing and run the marathon with it. Super light and easy to carry around school rather than my bulky 15.4" Toshiba that had a messed up charger jack..so out with the old and in with the new. For now this device is keeping me satisfied, but its too early to tell. All I need now is a new cellphone, my gold phone is aging and its so busted (like an older man with arthritis type of aging), the keypad buttons are all splitting down the middle (because of the texting), the # button won't work, and time to time my phone has a mind of its own and will do its occasional shut off and on business. Technology is so weird, its so sad how we've become so dependent on it..like calculators, nowadays we don't need to use our brains to calculate simple math (to those who didn't know, we do have a brain), and its acceptable to use for school! Also for tests!

So Orlando once again...we've come to cause some trouble and ruckus once again. Super excited.

This song gets me so pumped up..I love the beat and the "Petrone in my cup" lyric..I know its old, but whatever.


Until later guys...

Let it out so it can breathe..

I can't get over how scandalous Shakira looks in her new video "She Wolf". A lot of people are saying she looks "cheap", "dirty", etc..but have we forgotten that she IS in show biz? She's a pop star, she has an excuse and besides she looks GOOD! I mean how many of us "average" looking folk can do what she did in the video..what I'd do to do that cage dance. LOVE the heels as well. Good job Shakira, love the originality of the song, the meaning behind it as well..haha.

So tomorrow I'm off for a consultation with Good Life with my BFF. Ahh, time to hit the gym once again..I was dedicated to jogging for almost 2 months and a few weeks after my Orlando trip, but once the weather started getting colder my motivation started to freeze over as well. It's the lazy cloud, its evil and once you're under it, you'll be sitting there for a good long time..so so evil..be gone you evil cloud! The only thing I need to 'shed' off is my stomach, its not too bad as it was a couple years ago, but it needs some work. It's at the point where my stomach can suck in by itself without me even trying! Trust me, its not crazy talk..I have crazy muscle memory or something..as a matter in fact its sucking in right now! Awesome. Anyways guys, wish me and my stomach luck.




Now to listen to some "Rookie of the Year"..Drake, what? You thought I wouldn't talk about him? Pleaseeeee. New song called "King Leon" once again, great song.

I hate it when men lie around...

DOING NOTHING! I hate how social norms tell women that we should conform to doing household work while taking care of a baby, and while having a job! No wonder so many women are off killing their babies, husbands, themselves..this is a serious issue; no joke. So men, hear me out and get your lazzy arsses off that couch and pick up a broom! Women need to train their men to do things, like a dog, we have to command them to sit and give them a treat in the end (LOL). Ugh, I'm just ranting about doing chores while the guys just sat down watching tv and causing more mess...damn slobs!

Goodness gracious, I haven't posted in A LONG WHILE..not much to say except that I was pretty busy and well lacked in the creativity department. Not much has been going these past few days..no exciting, jaw-dropping experiences. The Leafs lost yesterday 4-1 to the Rangers..man Toronto is such a garbage team, I can't believe that they are the highest grossing team in revenue out of the league..that's a shock; that's because us Canadians waste our hard-earned money to watch these guys lose on a nightly basis.

Alright, well off to Forever 21 with my BFF. Until again...

DEFENSE *clap clap* DEFENSE

Earlier tonight, my BFF and I went to go watch my studmuffin's hockey game. Im telling you we are die-hard fans of his team..during the game you can hear us yelling, screaming and cheering from the stands, I'm telling you we are going to be those hockey mothers screaming and egging on our 12-year-olds skating around the rink. Gotta hand it to us for being so passionate and supportive..*pat on the back. I swear we acted like we were at a play-off game. This is how a conversation about attending professional hockey games went like:
Michelle: "Dude, we're acting like we're at a play-off game"
A**a: "I KNOW! We should go to a hockey game one night...actually no wait they're too expenseive"
Michelle: "Indeed so, let's just go to a Battalion game, games are only 10 bucks"
A**a: "OMG! Yes, but the games are always sold out..Oh wait, my mom's work always has free tickets, I'll ask her for some"
Michelle: "I love it when you talk about free and cheap things.. brings a smile to my face"

I like the smell of a good bargain..so therefore I am cheap..I am the female version of Jason Pitts from The Game, only I'm not a football player with a McMansion. So back to the hockey game, my muffin's team ended up winning 3-1..whooop-de-doo. Man, I love the game of hockey minus the smelly B.O smell going on in the rink, gives you a "I just threw up in my mouth" look.

Watched a documentary of Obama and his deception to the American public..it's funny how all these people just eat up everything he says, yet as time goes by he does the complete opposite of what he initially promised to do..that man is just full of empty bottomless promises. Log onto YouTube and search "Obama's Deception" it's a 2-hour documentary detailing the presidential election, the Bilderberg Group, Federal Reserve, banking system, etc..if you care about your future and how you set your own destiny, watch this..don't be blind to what is happening in this world today..don't be like those other stupid and gullible people.

PG-rated..following video contains coarse language and PASSION..I love how KRS-One stands up for the public (those that are not brainwashed).


For those that do not know who KRS-One is..wikipedia and refer to this song, genius lyricist..classic song

It's a celebration, clap clap bravo..

Just finished reading "How To Kill Your Husband..(and other handy household hints)" by Kathy Lette..awesome book, great storyline, amazing humor..and well it's a book that us ladies can relate to (when we really want to cause bodily harm to our significant others =P). The book was pretty raunchy too, the story talks about these 3 middle-aged English women who've been best buddies since college, and how they each deal with married life; man the English people are actually funny. So after reading this book for 4 FREAKIN' hours, went to bed @ 4ish then woke up feeling like a damn zombie.
Was at class today, I was thinking to myself that Twitter is so boring; the tweeting is so annoying, like all you people that are reading my blog (becuse it really is MORE interesting THAN twitter) actually want to read about a one-sentence phrase of my day..i mean it's not that i criticize all you that have an account open (sort of), but its just not my cup of tea; if I didn't have to sign up an account for advertising, my account would cease to exist. (Sorry professor C.C) Please don't fail me...please *thumbs up*. What I do like about Twitter is I can "follow" my Anderson Cooper...oooh yeah. Currently watching TMZ right now, I love watching this show so frickin hilarious; I love how they make fun of celebrities, but it's not like a direct insult.


Awesome beat.

Let me break it down if you don't get it, quality, I'm custom fitted

Last night went to visit Joe's married friends..good night, 3 boxes of pizza @ 10 PM broke my no-eating-after-6PM ritual..to hell with diets it never works out and I always never keep up with it.. ahh life is way too short.

Got to school late today, and got the surprise of a lifetime. I was wondering why the classroom was so empty...only because there was a test!!! A test with 60 questions from 4 chapters..I mean its a good thing that I studied 2 chapters, and totally guessed everything for the other 2. I swear I was literally just circling the answers that were the longest; you know what they say about multiple choice when in doubt, go with the longest answer because mostly it's right. So i just found out that Humber has Mucho Burrito at the cafeteria, man I was a happy camper..indulged myself after that evil, evil test.

OK, so right now I'm scrambling to get my Advertising assignment done...need 15 followers for twitter and 10 for linkedin..ugh, comon people follow me, follow me already! (Feel like such a loser with no friends) how depressing.

BTW has anyone seen Sorority Row? Man, I feel bad if you did in theatres (thanks to the person that videotaped that movie so that people, like myself can illegally download it), wasting your hard earned money. Garbage movie, garbage acting, garbage script. Ugh, even though I love Audrina...she was soooooo soooo garbage...I wish I could ask God for the 2 hours back that I wasted on watching that movie..I feel so robbed.

And another one..

Hate my ***. (Earlier blog has been adjusted due to professional reasons) Enjoyed a great Sunday..cleaned my room (yeah right), helped my mother out with chores (what a liar), cooked dinner (hahaha)..all in all nothing came out of my day, just lounged around and slept-in. Now I know why people enjoy having the weekends off, its the only time where you can actually sleep in from a whole round of partying and drinking-til-you drop night, or from a whole 40-hour work week; I need me one of those jobs.

Yesterday, Kris**** and I went to the Forever 21 grand opening in Vaughan Mills, holy moly thought we came early but apparantly not. Girls and guys (WTF) were lined up from the mall entrance ending at Designer Depot (goodness gracious)..man I felt like such a loser. After getting into the store, oh and mind you that the store felt like a damn club with their loud ass live music blaring. Didn't even bother getting near the racks of clothes where the speakers were placed, could've blown my eardrums or something.
This is how two girls act when they're shopping:
Kris: *Gasp. "Michelle look at that blue sweater..it's so pretty."
Michelle: "I know, let's ask where we can find it"
*Asks the associate, only to find out it's sold out. Tells us to ask the girl at the fitting room if any were left behind*
Kris: *looks behind "Michelle!! There's one right there!"
*Michelle looks back, takes it and analyzes the size.
Michelle: "It's a medium. Take it."
Kris: "No Michelle, you take it."
Michelle: "Kris, just take the fuc*ing sweater." Throws it at Kristine's pile
Kris: "No Michelle take it or I'll leave it right here"
Michelle: "Shutup, it won't fit me. Take the damn sweater now and I'll get one next week."

So after our whole argument on who takes the fu**ing sweater, I ended up finding another one stranded on a rack, SIZE LARGE BOOOYAHHHH! I swear it's like God wanted us to have and own that sweater, it's like he said to himself "Michelle sacrificed her sweater to her friend, I will give her one in return."

The lineup for fitting rooms was retarded, the lineup to pay was even more retarded..two girls not eating the whole day, no coffee or anything made me cranky as hell. Left to get some coffee, was told that I couldn't bring food or liquids into the store, OH HELL NO I wanted to throw my coffee at the girl (yes again, I'm violent). Tried to down my HOT ASS cup of coffee, sweating like I was in a damn sauna and at the same time met some nice man named Brent who was also waiting for his wife and neice at that evil store. He ended up being our coffee watcher, I asked him if I could mention him in my blog to which he said yes only if I changed his name.

So after an hour and a half in that lineup to pay, we finally got out. I swear I was going to melt when I saw the sunlight outside afterwards, felt like a damn vampire.

wake up and smell the garden.....but wait I can't I'm allergic

I think I should change my name from Daily to Nightly as it seems that I only post during the wee hours of the night.

Just came back from my sugar plum's hockey game, fortunately it was a tie thank God. I swear out of the whole 8 people audience, my friend Anna and I were the only ones being so passionate about the game. Comments like "Put the pedal to the medal!" "Get up man!" "Good job, you passed it to the wrong player!"; oh yeah and I booed the other team, it was so loud that even some people were laughing, Anna was telling me to not boo loudly..WHO THE HELL CARES its HOCKEY! Hockey is every Canadians' past-time, we are passionate and critical of the game. I love it; baby next week you will see posters and pom poms..I am dead serious.


Tuesday I came to class with no pen or pencil because I switched purses. To all the women out there, don't you hate that? When you switch purses and you ALWAYS tend to leave that one item out, that one item that you think you won't need but it turns out that you do need it? Dammit! I would like to give a thank you shoutout to the people that I bothered for a pen and let me use it...THANK YOU hahahaha.


Ugh so Kanye West didn't get the boot from his tour with Lady Gaga..why can't the industry just blacklist him? What an annoying and bigheaded man..his head's getting too big that one day it will explode, I'm just waiting for it to happen. I know it's old news, but if he ever did that to me I would have beat him down with my trophy, and then give a thank you speech with his bloody carcass on the floor, but then again that's just how I would handle a situation. Yeah I know, I can be pretty volatile at times..I'm a loving person too!


I hate my damn internet because it always freezes, thank you blogger for saving a draft every 5 freaking seconds!..or else I would've just been pissed off and start rampaging amongst my house.

THOUGHT I'D LEAVE YOU WITH SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT..



..don't you just love how she's missing one shoe and how her legs are just straight up dangling in the air? Man I heard this dance is pretty lethal, I hear stories about girls breaking their necks doing this..'x' this off my list of things to do.

P.S couldn't find a picture of lobster-Spencer with his whole cowboy getup..will post once I find a picture.

GO TO BED!!

So it seems that I'm making early morning blogging a habit now; I assume it's the only time when my "creative" mind starts blossoming. Today, I almost died of starvation...literally saw the white light, got my pizza and ate like no tomorrow.

Rounded up the girlfriends today and circled the television to watch the season premiere of The Hills. Kudos to the script writer for The Hills...NOT! Horrible scripting. It's funny because all these girls act like they're all that, but if their placed in a situation where they have to fight they'll run away like no tomorrow in their 6-inch heels and Chanel purses. On to another note, Spencer. WT* was up with that cowboy hat and boot ensemble? Not only that but the orangey-"I just came from the Caribbean" sun burn; the man looked like a lobster cowboy with a flesh colored beard. Will post a picture tomorrow so we can all have a laugh, or two.
The Hills stars got exposed yesterday, now we the public know how much these untalented actors make off each episode; Audrina $100 k per episode goes to show that you can make money for doing nothing. That's why no one wants to go to school anymore; let's give a round of applause (insert sarcasm here).
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I'm craving for new shoes. Must not give in..must resist.


One of my all-time favorite songs, amazing beat and lyrics.
We were talking about the impact of the hip hop culture in the 1980s during Reagan's time in my crime class..where's all the good music nowadays? Great artists can never be duplicated.

OMG ITS A NEW POST!!!

Its 2:10 am in the morning, came home from a fun filled day! So last night Clueless was on...totally awesome! (notice the valley talk)

So during the weekend I was watching TV and couldn't help but notice that they make a Snuggies blanket for dogs!!!!! It's bad enough that HUMAN BEINGS are buying them, but dogs too?? I could never put my dogs through such embarrassment. While watching this commercial, I noticed my sister-from-another-mister called and started dying on the phone about the same stupid informercial. What is wrong with you people? Can't you see that those things are a waste of money, but even worse embarrassing?





All I can say is L.M.A.O


Now that is all.

Last name ever, first name greatest....

Its Friday, why am I not out partying my brains out like the rest of the other folks? I don't even know myself. As a matter of fact, I'm trying to study for my quiz next week, but all I can think about is my next vacation. Don't you hate that? I do. It sucks especially when the test you're trying to study for is super-duper important and all you can think about is that funny time when you acted British in a night club, or how you should have bought those cute Michael Kors flats. Ugh, I hate me and my distractions.



I cannot stop listening to this song, Drake is too sick


(kudos to drizzydrake.net for the video)

Drake and Eminem should collaborate together on some more songs, I believe they will be dynamic together. Eminem's more harsher and aggressive lyrics, yet combined with Drake's presence (LOL) would be awesome.